January 2012
When your parents call you to dinner 1000 times:
01/01/2012,12:01AM
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
December 2011
i had to
lonidopeski:
chr1stoph3rbr0wn:
That’s what my ass said!! LMAO
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
lolsofunny:
When your teachers extends a due date
tinyeffinbaby:
